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Wake up in the morning feeling like a Jew

Grab my torah I’m out the door I’m going to worship god

It all started in Israel look on the map

I always wear a yamaka and not a cap

I’m talking 4,000 years ago (go)

At least that’s what I know (know)

The messiah never showed (showed)

I believe in afterlife (life)

You can even ask my wife (wife)

Monotheism is having one god (god)

It says here on my iPod

Guess what? Christianity was founded in Israel.

There are 3 major people; Jesus, God, and the 12 disciples.

Guess what? Christianity was roughly 2,000 years ago.

Guess what? Sin and evil actually do exist.

If you think you feel some you better call the priest.

Guess what? Their holy bible is their holy book.         

Buddhism is the oldest religion and started many years ago

Around 2,500 and there are many more to come

Guatama is the Buddha and Dalai Lama the monk

If you think this song is lame, just wait for the funk

We believe in reincarnation

And also some compassion

Love and sympathetic joy also

Buddhism is major in China

Japan, India, and Tibet

But it all came together in India

Guess what? Islam started in about 600 A.D

Their prophet is Muhammad and you better believe me

Allah is their god and a follower is called Muslim

Guess what? Muslims pray believe it or not 5 times a day

Islam started in Mecca which is Saudi Arabia present day

The holy book that they follow is called the Koran