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Wake up in the morning feeling like a Jew

Grab my torah I’m out the door I’m going to worship god

It all started in Israel look on the map

I always wear a yamaka and not a cap

I’m talking 4,000 years ago (go)

At least that’s what I know (know)

The messiah never showed (showed)

I believe in afterlife (life)

You can even ask my wife (wife)

Monotheism is having one god (god)

It says on my iPod

Guess what? Christianity was founded in Israel.

There are 3 major people; Jesus, God, and 12 disciples.

Guess what? Christianity was roughly 2,000 years ago.

Guess what? Sin and evil actually do exist.

If you think you feel some you better call the priest.

Guess what? Their holy book is the Holy Bible.         

Buddhism is the oldest religion and started many years ago

Around 2,500 and there are many more to come

Guatama is the Buddha and Dalai Lama the monk

If you think this song is lame, just wait for the funk

They believe in reincarnation

And also some compassion

Love and sympathetic joy also

Buddhism is major in China

Japan, India, and Tibet

But it all came together in India

Guess what? Islam started in about 600 A.D

Their prophet is Muhammad and you better believe me

Allah is their god and a follower is called Muslim

Guess what? Muslims pray believe it or not 5 times a day

Islam started in Mecca which is Saudi Arabia present day

The holy book that they follow is called the Koran

Hinduism is, in 2/3 of, India and also a lot in Africa

It’s one of the oldest religions and also believes in karma

Brahman is the, absolute. And they dream to one day join with him

They believe, in many gods, and also believe in reincarnation.

Now I just listed 5 religions you should know them all

Guess what? Now we’re almost finished, this song is almost done

You now know the religions and I hope you follow 1

Guess what? This song’s ending and I hope you thought it was fun

Those are the 5 major religions and I hope I helped you know

Join me next time in my show with something else educational

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