Alddes Bookjans: The Man Who Couldn't Stop Telling Bad Jokes

Alddes Bookjans was a man with a problem. He couldn't stop telling bad jokes.
It wasn't that he didn't know they were bad. In fact, he was painfully aware of it. But for some reason, he just couldn't help himself. It was like a compulsion.
Alddes's wife, Mildred, tried to be patient. But after years of hearing the same old jokes over and over again, she finally snapped.
"Alddes," she said, "I love you, but I can't take your jokes anymore. They're driving me crazy."
Alddes was heartbroken. He didn't want to lose Mildred, but he also didn't want to give up his jokes.
So he decided to seek professional help. He went to see a therapist, who diagnosed him with a rare condition called "chronic joke-telling syndrome."
The therapist told Alddes that there was no cure for his condition, but that there were ways to manage it. He gave Alddes a list of coping mechanisms, such as:
* Avoiding situations where he might be tempted to tell jokes
* Practicing relaxation techniques
* Writing down his jokes instead of telling them out loud
Alddes tried all of the coping mechanisms, but nothing seemed to work. He still couldn't stop telling bad jokes.
One day, Alddes was walking down the street when he saw a group of children playing. He couldn't resist the urge to tell them a joke.

"What do you call a fish with no eyes?"

"Fsh!"

The children laughed, and Alddes felt a surge of satisfaction. He had finally found a way to make people happy with his jokes.
Alddes continued to tell his bad jokes to anyone who would listen. He told them to his friends, his family, and even strangers on the street. And to his surprise, people seemed to enjoy them.
Alddes's jokes may have been bad, but they were always delivered with a smile. And in a world that can often be so serious, a little laughter is always welcome.
So if you ever meet Alddes Bookjans, don't be surprised if he tells you a bad joke. Just laugh it off and enjoy the moment. After all, laughter is the best medicine.
10 of Alddes Bookjans's Worst Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a kangaroo with no arms? A pouch potato.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a tree with no leaves? A stick.
What do you call a bird with no wings? A walkin' bird.
What do you call a fish with no fins? A submarine.
What do you call a horse with no legs? A dog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.