Aniam Hachaturyan: The Accidental Comedian




Oh, Aniam Hachaturyan, what a funny fellow you are! I remember the first time I met him, he had me laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair. We were at a party, and he was just telling these hilarious stories about his childhood. I couldn't believe how he could make something so ordinary so funny.
But that's just the kind of person Aniam Hachaturyan is. He always has a smile on his face and a joke ready to go. He's the kind of person who can make you laugh even when you're having a bad day.
One of my favorite Aniam Hachaturyan stories is about the time he went to the doctor. He was feeling sick, so he went to the doctor to get checked out. The doctor asked him what was wrong, and Aniam Hachaturyan said, "I don't know, but I feel terrible."
The doctor said, "Well, let me take a look." So he examined Aniam Hachaturyan and said, "Well, I can't find anything wrong with you. You look perfectly healthy."
Aniam Hachaturyan said, "But I don't feel healthy."
The doctor said, "Well, maybe you should go see a psychiatrist."
Aniam Hachaturyan said, "But I'm not crazy."
The doctor said, "I know, but maybe the psychiatrist can help you figure out why you're feeling so bad."
So Aniam Hachaturyan went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asked him what was wrong, and Aniam Hachaturyan said, "I don't know, but I feel terrible."
The psychiatrist said, "Well, let me ask you a few questions. Do you ever feel sad?"
Aniam Hachaturyan said, "No."
The psychiatrist said, "Do you ever feel angry?"
Aniam Hachaturyan said, "No."
The psychiatrist said, "Do you ever feel guilty?"
Aniam Hachaturyan said, "No."
The psychiatrist said, "Well, I can't help you. You're perfectly normal."
Aniam Hachaturyan said, "But I don't feel normal."
The psychiatrist said, "Well, maybe you should go see a comedian."
So Aniam Hachaturyan went to see a comedian. The comedian came out on stage and said, "What's the deal with Aniam Hachaturyan?"
The audience laughed.
Aniam Hachaturyan said, "That's me!"
The comedian said, "Yeah, what's the deal with you? You're always feeling sick, but the doctor can't find anything wrong with you. You're not sad, you're not angry, you're not guilty. You're just normal. So what's the big deal?"
The audience laughed again.
Aniam Hachaturyan said, "I don't know. I just feel terrible."
The comedian said, "Well, maybe you should try laughing. It might make you feel better."
So Aniam Hachaturyan started laughing. And the more he laughed, the better he felt. By the end of the night, he was feeling great.
Aniam Hachaturyan is a great example of how laughter can be the best medicine. If you're ever feeling down, just think of Aniam Hachaturyan and his hilarious stories. I guarantee it will make you feel better.