Anqunette Baumgertel's Pants on Fire!

Anqunette Baumgertel was just one of those girls. You know the type—always getting herself into trouble. In high school, she was notorious for pranks, jokes, and the occasional "minor" detention. But one day, Anqunette took it too far.
Back then, the height of fashion was low-rise jeans, the ones that seem to defy gravity and good taste. Anqunette, ever the trendsetter, had a particularly stylish pair. One day, while walking through the cafeteria, she noticed a couple of boys staring at her.
Flushed with the confidence that only a teenager can have, Anqunette decided to give them a show. She walked up to the table, flicked her hair, and casually bent over to pick up something on the floor.
As she bent, Anqunette's jeans slipped dangerously low, exposing a considerable portion of her underwear. The cafeteria erupted in laughter. Anqunette's face turned a deep shade of beet red. She quickly pulled her pants back up and scurried away, mortified.
The next day, Anqunette was summoned to the principal's office. The principal, a kindly old man, looked at her with a mix of amusement and resignation.
"Anqunette," he said, "I'm sure you're aware of the incident in the cafeteria yesterday. Your behavior was unacceptable."
Anqunette blushed and nodded. "I know, I know," she mumbled. "I'm really sorry."
"Well," the principal said, "I'm not going to give you detention—although you probably deserve it. But I do want you to take this as a lesson. Your actions have consequences, and you need to be more mindful of how you conduct yourself."
Anqunette nodded again, her face still burning. As she walked out of the principal's office, she resolved to be less reckless in her pursuit of fashion and jokes.
A few days later, Anqunette was walking past the boys' locker room when she heard a commotion. She peeked inside and saw a group of boys huddled around a locker. One of the boys was holding up a pair of jeans.
"Dude," one boy said, "these are Anqunette Baumgertel's pants! I saw her lose them in the cafeteria!"
The boys burst into laughter, and Anqunette's face turned red all over again. She quickly turned and ran down the hall.
Anqunette never forgot the day her pants fell down. It was a day that taught her a valuable lesson, although it took her a few years to realize it. She learned that some jokes aren't funny, and some risks aren't worth taking. But most importantly, she learned that Anqunette Baumgertel's pants are definitely not fireproof.