Ariz Navrkal, The Man Who Just Can't Catch a Break

Let me tell you about Ariz Navrkal, the unluckiest guy I know. It all started when he was 5 years old and tripped on his shoelace, face-planting into a mud puddle. And things haven't really improved since then.

One day, Ariz was walking to the grocery store when he got into a minor car accident. No big deal, right? Well, the car that hit him was a police car. And guess who was driving? None other than his high school nemesis, Officer Johnson.

Ariz, being Ariz, stepped out of his car to apologize and explain what happened. But Officer Johnson didn't seem to be having any of it. He gave Ariz a ticket for "impeding the flow of justice" and made him sit on the curb for an hour as punishment.

As if that wasn't enough, when Ariz got to the grocery store, he realized that he had lost his wallet somewhere along the way.

Ariz's luck didn't get any better in the days that followed. He spilled coffee on his brand new suit, lost his keys three times, and somehow managed to burn his toast so badly that it caught the toaster on fire.

But the pièce de résistance came when Ariz decided to try his luck at the casino. He sat down at a blackjack table, feeling confident. After all, how hard could it be to win a few bucks?

Well, apparently, very hard for Ariz. He lost hand after hand, and by the end of the night, he had blown his entire life savings. Defeated and dejected, he stumbled out of the casino and into the night.

As he walked home, Ariz couldn't help but feel like he was cursed. Why did everything bad always happen to him? Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse, a pigeon flew overhead and dropped a giant pile of bird poop right on his head.

Ariz, drenched in bird droppings, finally reached his doorstep and collapsed onto the ground in exhaustion. He had never felt more miserable in his entire life.

But even in his darkest hour, Ariz never lost his sense of humor. He stood up, wiped the bird poop off his face, and said, "Well, at least I'm not Ariz Navrkal."

And with that, he stumbled into his house, ready to face whatever new disaster the universe had in store for him the next day.