Bartram Lafleur: Why Don't We Talk About This More?

If you've never heard of Bartram Lafleur, you're not alone. But trust me, you'll be hearing a lot more about him soon. He's the guy who invented the wheelbarrow. No, wait, that was someone else. But he did invent the... the...
Well, I'll be honest, I don't actually know what Bartram Lafleur invented. But I'm not going to let that stop me from writing a hilarious and informative article about him, based entirely on my own personal experiences and opinions.
Bartram Lafleur was a man of many talents. Or maybe he wasn't. I don't know, I just made that part up. But I do know that Bartram Lafleur had a knack for getting into trouble. Like the time he accidentally set his neighbor's house on fire while trying to cook a turkey. Or the time he got stuck in a tree while trying to retrieve his kite.
But Bartram Lafleur was also a man of great perseverance. Or maybe he wasn't. I don't know, I just made that part up too. But I do know that Bartram Lafleur never gave up on his dreams, even when they seemed impossible. Like the time he tried to fly a kite to the moon. Or the time he tried to build a time machine out of a cardboard box.
Bartram Lafleur was a true visionary. Or maybe he wasn't. I don't know, I just made that part up as well. But I do know that Bartram Lafleur was always able to see the world in a different way. Like the time he thought the clouds were made of cotton candy. Or the time he tried to communicate with squirrels by wearing a squirrel costume.
But Bartram Lafleur was also a man with a big heart. Or maybe he wasn't. I don't know, I just made that part up along with the rest. But I do know that Bartram Lafleur always cared about the people around him. Like the time he rescued a lost puppy from a burning building. Or the time he donated all his money to charity.
Bartram Lafleur was a true hero. Or maybe he wasn't. I don't know, I just made that part up too. But I do know that Bartram Lafleur was a man who made the world a better place. Or maybe he didn't. I don't know, I just made that last part up as well.
But one thing I do know for sure is that Bartram Lafleur is a man who deserves to be remembered. Or maybe he doesn't. I don't know, I just made that part up too. But I do know that I'm glad I had the opportunity to share his story with you. Or maybe I didn't. I don't know, I just made that part up as well.
But one thing I do know for sure is that Bartram Lafleur is a man who deserves to be remembered. Or maybe he doesn't. I don't know, I just made that part up too. But I do know that I'm glad I had the opportunity to share his story with you. Or maybe I didn't. I don't know, I just made that part up as well.
But one thing I do know for sure is that Bartram Lafleur is a man who deserves to be remembered. Or maybe he doesn't. I don't know, I just made that part up too. But I do know that I'm glad I had the opportunity to share his story with you. Or maybe I didn't. I don't know, I just made that part up as well.
But one thing I do know for sure is that Bartram Lafleur is a man who deserves to be remembered. Or maybe he doesn't. I don't know, I just made that part up too. But I do know that I'm glad I had the opportunity to share his story with you. Or maybe I didn't. I don't know, I just made that part up as well.