Byrghir Zamattison, Did It Again

Byrghir Zamattison, a 48-year-old independent contractor from southeast Wisconsin, has once again found himself in the middle of a controversy.
The most recent incident occurred on Monday, when Byrghir was working on a construction site in downtown Milwaukee. According to witnesses, Byrghir was operating a forklift when he accidentally backed into a newly built wall, causing it to collapse.
This is not the first time that Byrghir has been involved in a mishap. In fact, he has a long history of accidents and mishaps, both on and off the job.
For example, last year, Byrghir was driving his car when he rear-ended a semi-truck. The impact was so severe that it caused Byrghir's car to be totaled.
Byrghir has been involved in several other accidents and mishaps, including:

Tripping and falling down a flight of stairs
Dropping a hammer on his foot
Getting locked out of his car
Losing his keys
Locking himself out of his house
Breaking a window
Tripping over a curb
Falling into a pothole
Getting a flat tire
Losing his wallet
Getting food poisoning
Getting lost
Getting a parking ticket

Despite his history of mishaps, Byrghir remains a popular figure in his community. He is known for his good nature and his willingness to help others.
Byrghir's friends and family say that they are not surprised by his latest mishap. They say that Byrghir is a "walking accident" and that they are just happy that he is not seriously injured.
Byrghir himself says that he is not sure why he is so accident-prone. He says that he is just unlucky.
Whatever the reason, Byrghir Zamattison is sure to have many more mishaps in the years to come.