Chancee Tumaev gives advice to yourself

The truth I tell you, but you never listen to what I say
The genius of Chancee Tumaev
You are so funny.
I knew a guy named
Chancee Tumaev who was always cracking jokes.
One time, he was at a party and he saw a guy trying to pick up a girl.
Chancee Tumaev walked up to the guy and said, "Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that you're using the same pickup line on every girl here."
The guy looked at him and said, "Yeah, so what?"
Chancee Tumaev said, "Well, it's not working."
The guy said, "Why not?"
Chancee Tumaev said, "Because you're saying it to me."

Another funny story about Chancee Tumaev is the time he went to a job interview.
The interviewer asked him, "What's your greatest strength?"
Chancee Tumaev said, "I'm a very hard worker."
The interviewer said, "That's great.
What's your greatest weakness?"
Chancee Tumaev said, "I'm too honest."
The interviewer said, "I don't think that's a weakness."
Chancee Tumaev said, "I don't think so either, but it's what my last boss told me."
If you are like Chancee Tumaev, you are always trying to make people laugh.
You are the life of the party and you always know how to make people smile.
But sometimes, you can be a little too honest.
You don't always think before you speak, and you can sometimes say things that you don't mean to.
But that's okay.
People love you for who you are.
They know that you're a good person, and they appreciate your honesty.

Chancee Tumaev,
you are a great friend and a wonderful person.
I am lucky to have you in my life.
Thank you for always making me laugh.

Love,
[Your name]