Charlz Bischofsberger Makes the Funniest Grocery List

You won't believe what Charlz Bischofsberger put on his grocery list. Well, maybe you will, but you'll definitely have a good laugh.

It all started when Charlz Bischofsberger decided to do a little grocery shopping. He was feeling a little peckish, so he grabbed a basket and headed to the store.

As he walked through the aisles, Charlz Bischofsberger started adding items to his basket. But instead of the usual bread, milk, and eggs, he started putting some pretty strange things in there.

• A bag of gummy bears
• A box of popcorn
• A bottle of soda
• A bag of chips
• A gallon of ice cream

The cashier gave him a funny look as he piled his groceries onto the conveyor belt. But Charlz Bischofsberger just smiled and said, "I'm having a party tonight."

When Charlz Bischofsberger got home, he dumped his groceries on the kitchen counter. His wife, Lillian, looked at him in disbelief.

"What are you going to do with all that junk food?" Lillian asked.

"I'm going to eat it," Charlz Bischofsberger said. "I'm having a party tonight."

Lillian shook her head and went to make dinner. Charlz Bischofsberger spent the rest of the evening eating his junk food and watching TV. He had a great time, and he didn't even have to share his snacks with anyone.

The next day, Charlz Bischofsberger woke up with a stomachache. But it was worth it. He had had a lot of fun the night before, and he had a lot of leftovers to enjoy for the rest of the week.

So, if you're ever feeling peckish, don't be afraid to make a grocery list like Charlz Bischofsberger's. You might just have the best party of your life.