Dude, Where's My Cheddah?

I'll tell you where it's not: in my checking account. It's not in my savings account either. Heck, maybe it's in that rainy day fund I never touch, but let's be real, I'd remember tapping into that.

But you know what? I'm not even that worried. I mean, sure, it would be nice to have some cash on hand, but it's not like I'm going to starve or anything. I have a roof over my head, and food in my fridge. And hey, I've got my health...well, mostly. My cholesterol could use some work, but I'm getting there.

I'm not saying it's easy, but I'm making it work. I'm not living the high life, but I'm not exactly struggling either. I'm somewhere in the middle. You could say I'm...comfortably broke.

And you know what? I'm okay with that. I'm not going to let a little thing like money ruin my day. After all, there's more to life than chasing cheddah.

So, if you're feeling a little down about your financial situation, just remember: you're not alone. And hey, at least you're not the guy who's always borrowing money from his friends.

Disclaimer: This article is purely for entertainment purposes. If you're experiencing financial difficulties, please seek professional help.