Ebube Stuerzbecher's Great Misfortune

Ebube Stuerzbecher was a man of many talents. He could juggle three balls at once, do a backflip off a diving board, and even play the violin.
But Ebube was also a man of great misfortune. One day, he was walking down the street when he tripped on a banana peel and fell into a manhole.
When he finally managed to climb out, he was covered in mud and smelling like a sewage treatment plant.
As if that weren't bad enough, Ebube then got hit by a bus. He was rushed to the hospital where he spent the next two months in a full-body cast.
But even after all of that, Ebube's misfortune didn't end. When he was finally released from the hospital, he went to the bank to withdraw some money.
But when he got to the ATM, he realized that he had lost his card. He went to the bank teller to get a new one, but she told him that he would have to wait two weeks for a new one to be issued.
Ebube was so frustrated that he started to cry. He cried all the way home, and he cried himself to sleep that night.
The next morning, Ebube woke up to find that his house had been robbed. The thieves had taken everything he owned, including his clothes, his furniture, and even his pet hamster.
Ebube was devastated. He had lost everything, and he didn't know what to do. He sat down on the curb and started to cry again.
Just when Ebube thought his life couldn't get any worse, a group of clowns came by and started to throw pies in his face. Ebube was so covered in pie that he could barely see.
The clowns laughed and laughed as Ebube stumbled around, trying to wipe the pie off his face. Finally, the clowns got bored and left.
Ebube was all alone, covered in pie, and feeling sorry for himself. He didn't know what to do, and he didn't know where to go.
Suddenly, Ebube heard a voice.
"Ebube Stuerzbecher," the voice said. "Your misfortune is about to end."
Ebube looked up and saw a beautiful woman standing in front of him.
"Who are you?" Ebube asked.
"I am the Goddess of Fortune," the woman said. "And I have come to help you."
The Goddess of Fortune waved her hand, and all of Ebube's misfortune disappeared. His clothes were clean, his house was rebuilt, and his pet hamster was back safe and sound.
Ebube was so happy that he started to cry tears of joy.
"Thank you," he said to the Goddess of Fortune. "Thank you for saving me."
The Goddess of Fortune smiled.
"You're welcome," she said. "Now go and live your life to the fullest."
And that's exactly what Ebube did. He lived a long and happy life, and he never forgot the day that the Goddess of Fortune saved him from his great misfortune.