Etsu Zaret: The Day the Toilet Ate Her Bra

Etsu Zaret was having a perfectly ordinary day. She had woken up, made her bed, and brushed her teeth. She had even eaten a healthy breakfast of oatmeal and fruit. But little did she know that her day was about to take a very unexpected turn.

As Etsu sat on the toilet, minding her own business, she felt a sudden tug on her bra. Before she knew what was happening, the toilet had sucked her bra right down the drain! Etsu was horrified. She had never heard of a toilet eating a bra before. She tried to reach down and grab it, but it was too late. The bra was gone.

Etsu was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to do. She couldn't just leave the bathroom without her bra. But she also couldn't call anyone for help. She was all alone.

After a few minutes of panic, Etsu finally decided to just go downstairs and tell her mom what had happened. Her mom was very understanding, and she helped Etsu find a new bra. But Etsu couldn't help but feel a little bit silly.

Etsu never did find out what happened to her bra. But she did learn a valuable lesson that day: never trust a toilet.
Etsu Zaret's Tips for Avoiding Toilet Embarrassments
1. Always check the toilet before you sit down. Make sure there's nothing in the bowl that could get sucked down.
2. If you do accidentally drop something in the toilet, don't panic. Just reach down and grab it as quickly as possible.
3. If you can't reach the object, don't try to flush it. Just call someone for help.
4. If you're really embarrassed about what you dropped in the toilet, just tell someone. They'll probably be more understanding than you think.
Etsu Zaret is a freelance writer and blogger. She writes about a variety of topics, including humor, parenting, and travel. She lives in New York City with her husband and two children.