Gaspar Deke and the Great Misunderstanding

Gaspar Deke was a man of many talents, but not one of them was common sense. One day, he was walking down the street when he saw a sign that said, "Free food." Now, Gaspar Deke was a man who loved free food, so he followed the sign to a nearby restaurant.
When he got there, he saw a long line of people waiting to get in. Gaspar Deke didn't want to wait in line, so he decided to go around to the back of the restaurant and see if he could get in that way.
When he got to the back of the restaurant, he saw a door that said, "Employees Only." Gaspar Deke didn't know what that meant, but he figured that if he went through the door, he would be able to get to the free food faster.
So, he opened the door and walked in.
The first thing he saw was a kitchen full of people cooking food. Gaspar Deke had never seen so much food in his life. He was so excited that he started to run around the kitchen, grabbing food and stuffing it into his mouth.
The people in the kitchen were shocked. They had never seen anyone do something like that before. They tried to stop him, but he was too fast for them.
Gaspar Deke ate so much food that he started to feel sick. He ran out of the kitchen and into the dining room, where he proceeded to vomit all over the floor.
The people in the dining room were horrified. They had never seen anything like that before. They started to scream and run away.
Gaspar Deke was so embarrassed that he ran out of the restaurant and into the street. He didn't know where he was going, but he just kept running.
He ran until he came to a park. He sat down on a bench and started to cry.
He cried for a long time. He cried until he couldn't cry anymore.
Finally, he stood up and started to walk home. He was still hungry, but he knew that he would never go back to that restaurant again.
The next day, Gaspar Deke went back to the restaurant to apologize for what he had done. He was surprised to find that the people there were not angry with him. They told him that they had heard about what had happened and that they felt sorry for him.
They gave him a free meal and told him that he was welcome to come back anytime.
Gaspar Deke was so happy that he started to cry again. He thanked the people at the restaurant and promised never to do anything like that again.
And he never did.
The End