Gevena Cuezva: The Clumsiest Kid on Earth!

When I was a kid, I was known as the clumsiest kid on Earth. I mean, I'm not bragging, but I managed to trip over my own feet more times than anyone I knew. I even once fell off a chair while I was sitting on it!
You're probably thinking, "That's impossible!'' But trust me, it happened. The chair was one of those weird ones with the legs that go out really far. I was sitting on it, minding my own business, when suddenly, my foot got caught on one of the legs. I tried to pull it free, but it was too late. I went crashing to the floor, and the chair landed on my head.
After that incident, my friends started calling me "Gevena Cuezva, the Human Tripwire." It wasn't the most flattering nickname, but I have to admit, it was pretty accurate. I tripped over everything: stairs, curbs, even my own two feet.
One time, I was walking down the street when I tripped over a crack in the sidewalk. I fell so hard that I scraped my knee and started bleeding. A nice lady came over to help me, and as she was bandaging me up, I managed to trip over her foot and fall again!
Gevena Cuezva, that's me-the Queen of Clumsiness. If there was an Olympic event for tripping, I would win the gold medal every time. I'm not sure what it is about me that makes me so clumsy, but I've come to accept it. After all, it's part of what makes me, me.
So, if you ever see me walking down the street, please be careful. I'm not trying to trip over you, but it might happen anyway!