Greene King pubs 2 pints?

I'm struggling to remember yesterday evening. All I know is that I ended up in a Greene King pub, and I had two pints.

I don't know why I went to a Greene King pub. I'm not a big fan of their beer. But I guess it was the closest pub to where I was, and I was thirsty.

I ordered two pints of Greene King IPA. It wasn't very good. It was bitter and watery. But I drank it anyway. I was thirsty.

After I finished my second pint, I started to feel sick. My head was spinning and my stomach was churning. I knew I shouldn't have had so much to drink.

I got up to leave, but I couldn't stand up straight. I stumbled and fell into a table. I knocked over a glass and it shattered on the floor.

The barman came over to see what was going on. He helped me to my feet and asked if I was okay.

"I'm fine," I said. "I just had a little too much to drink."

The barman smiled. "Don't worry about it," he said. "It happens to the best of us."

I thanked the barman and left the pub. I walked home, feeling sick and sorry for myself.

I got home and went to bed. I slept for twelve hours.

When I woke up, I felt much better. I was still a little hungover, but I was able to get out of bed and go to work.

I'm not sure why I went to a Greene King pub and had two pints. But I'm glad I did. It was a good experience. I learned my lesson about drinking too much, and I made a new friend.

If you're ever in a Greene King pub, be sure to order a pint of IPA. It's not very good, but it's worth it for the experience.