How I Accidentally Turned Warees Chau into a Human Pretzel

Oh, boy, where do I even begin with this one? I couldn't have imagined in my wildest dreams that my innocent attempt to help my dear friend, Warees Chau, would turn into such a comical disaster. Let me paint the picture for you.
It all started on a fine summer evening as we sat on a picturesque park bench, idly chatting. As the sun began its descent, casting an ethereal glow upon our surroundings, a sudden thought popped into my head.
"Warees," I exclaimed with a mischievous grin, "I have an idea! Let's do some yoga. It'll be fun!"
Now, Warees, being the flexible and agile man that he is, was initially hesitant. But with a bit of gentle coaxing and an irresistible promise of reduced stress, he eventually gave in. Little did he know the chaotic adventure that lay ahead.
We started with some simple stretches, and everything seemed to be going smoothly. But then, I suggested trying a challenging pose called the pretzel. To my surprise, Warees casually agreed.
As he contorted his body into the intricate shape, I realized with growing horror that I had underestimated the difficulty of the pose. Warees began to twist and turn, his limbs flailing wildly.
"Oh, my gosh, Warees!" I shrieked, "You're going to break your back!"
But it was too late. With a deafening crack, Warees's back arched backwards in an unnatural position, leaving him frozen like a twisted pretzel.
I rushed to his side, panic rising in my chest. "Warees! Are you okay?"
He grimaced and groaned, "I think I've lost all feeling in my legs..."
A surge of guilt washed over me as I witnessed the consequences of my reckless suggestion. Desperately, I tried to help Warees untangle himself, but it was no use. The more I pulled, the worse his predicament seemed to get.
By the time an ambulance arrived, Warees's body had assumed a shape that would make an expert contortionist envious. He was rushed to the hospital, where they managed to un-pretzel him after several hours of skilled medical intervention.
As Warees recuperated in the hospital, I couldn't help but feel responsible for his ordeal. I had taken a silly joke too far and ended up causing him physical harm. Every time I visited him, I was met with a sheepish smile and a playful reminder to never, ever suggest another challenging yoga pose again.
In the end, Warees made a full recovery, but the story of how I accidentally turned him into a human pretzel will forever be etched in the annals of our friendship. To this day, whenever we reminisce about the hilarious incident, we can't help but giggle at the absurdity of it all.
Oh, and just a friendly reminder, dear readers: if you don't have any experience with yoga, it's probably best to leave the pretzels to the professionals!