Istvanne Mokrousov: The Man Who Made a Fortune by Doing Nothing

By Istvanne Mokrousov

I've always been a bit of a lazy person. I mean, I'm not lazy in the sense that I don't like to work. I just don't like to do anything that requires too much effort. So, when I heard about this new business opportunity that promised to make me a fortune with no effort, I was all in.

The business was called "Istvanne's Institute of Advanced Procrastination." And the premise was simple: people would pay me to help them procrastinate. I know what you're thinking, but hear me out.

In today's fast-paced world, it's more important than ever to be able to procrastinate effectively. I mean, who has time to actually do anything anymore? With all the emails, meetings, and social media distractions, it's a wonder we get anything done at all.

So, I developed a system to help people procrastinate with style. I teach them how to set unrealistic deadlines, avoid distractions, and generally make the most of their time by doing nothing.

• Step One: Set Unrealistic Deadlines
The first step to procrastinating effectively is to set unrealistic deadlines. This will give you plenty of time to put things off without feeling guilty. For example, if you know you have a paper due in a week, tell yourself you have two weeks. That way, you'll have an extra week to do nothing.


• Step Two: Avoid Distractions
Once you've set your unrealistic deadlines, it's important to avoid distractions. This means turning off your phone, closing your email, and generally doing anything you can to avoid actually working. If you find yourself getting distracted, just remind yourself that you have plenty of time. You can always work later.


• Step Three: Make the Most of Your Time
Finally, it's important to make the most of your time by doing nothing. This doesn't mean you have to sit around and stare at the wall. You can do anything you want, as long as it doesn't involve actually working. For example, you can watch TV, read a book, or take a nap. The important thing is to enjoy yourself and relax.

So, if you're looking for a way to make a fortune with no effort, look no further than Istvanne's Institute of Advanced Procrastination. I'll teach you everything you need to know to become a successful procrastinator. And who knows, you might even make a few friends along the way.

 

 

 

 

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