Puritan's Warning to the People of America! Witches Are Here!

Attention all persons living in this strange society: Witches are among you!

I have only been in this strange, unique town for a small amount of time, but I know for a fact that all of you citizens need purifying. There are witches among you! Witches, I say! The only way you will be saved is to go to the holy church, and beg for forgiveness! You all have gone against God! You show your skin, you use foul language, and pierce your body with terrible needles. I do not know what has gone over this devilish town. My only approach is to save you all. Confess your sins, and become a child of the Lord. You people have been attacked by the devil, and need Jesus.

A woman against two men. I see her skin. And it is orange. Clearly, she's a witch. BEWARE.