Jon Kenny




Jon Kenny is a well-known Irish comedian, actor, and writer. He has been performing stand-up comedy for over 30 years and has appeared on numerous television shows and movies. Kenny is also a regular contributor to the Irish Times and has written several books.

Kenny is known for his sharp wit and observational humor. He often pokes fun at Irish culture and politics, and he is not afraid to tackle difficult subjects. However, Kenny is also a compassionate and thoughtful person, and his comedy often has a heartwarming message. Kenny is a master of the Irish language and uses it to great effect in his comedy. He is also a gifted mimic, and his impressions of famous Irish people are spot-on.

Kenny has won numerous awards for his work, including the prestigious Jacob's Award for Best Irish Comedian. He has also been inducted into the Irish Comedy Hall of Fame.

Kenny is a national treasure in Ireland, and he is loved by people of all ages. He is a true master of his craft, and his comedy will continue to bring joy to audiences for years to come.

Here are some of Kenny's most famous jokes:

  • "I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had a vitamin deficiency. He said, 'You need to eat more vegetables.' I said, 'But I don't like vegetables.' He said, 'That's why you have a vitamin deficiency.'"
  • "I'm not a morning person. I'm more of an afternoon person. Or an evening person. Or a night person. Or a person who stays in bed all day."
  • "I'm not a big fan of technology. I mean, I have a smartphone, but I only use it to make phone calls. And I have a computer, but I only use it to check my email. And I have a television, but I only use it to watch the news. And I have a microwave, but I only use it to heat up leftovers."
  • "I'm not a religious person, but I do believe in God. I just don't believe in organized religion. I mean, if God is real, then he doesn't need us to build him churches and synagogues and mosques. He doesn't need us to pray to him or sing hymns to him. He doesn't need us to do anything. He's God."