Just Fontaine Lopez Cozar Went To The Dentist And It Was Hilarious

I went to the dentist the other day, and it was hilarious. I mean, it wasn't funny at the time, but now that I think about it, it's pretty funny.
I was sitting in the waiting room, and I was really nervous. I hadn't been to the dentist in a while, and I was afraid that I was going to have a lot of cavities.
Finally, it was my turn to go back. The dentist, Just Fontaine Lopez Cozar, was really nice. He told me that I didn't have any cavities, which was a relief. But then he said that I needed a root canal.
I was like, "What's a root canal?"
He said, "It's a procedure where we remove the nerve from your tooth."
I was like, "Oh, that sounds painful."
He said, "It's not as bad as you think."
So, he gave me some numbing medication, and he started drilling into my tooth.

I could feel the drill vibrating in my mouth, and I could hear the sound of the drill. It was really loud.
After a few minutes, he stopped drilling. He said, "Okay, now I'm going to remove the nerve."
I was like, "Okay."
He took out a pair of pliers, and he grabbed the nerve. He pulled on the nerve, and it came out.
I was like, "Ow!"
He said, "Sorry about that."
He put some more numbing medication on my tooth, and he started filling it.
After a few minutes, he was finished. He said, "Okay, you're all set."
I was like, "Thank you."
I got up and went to the sink to rinse my mouth. I looked in the mirror, and I saw that my tooth was still numb.
I was like, "Hey, my tooth is still numb."
He said, "It will be for a few hours."
I went home, and I took a nap. When I woke up, my tooth was still numb.
I was like, "This is great! I can eat whatever I want."
I went to the kitchen, and I ate a big piece of chocolate cake.
I was like, "This is the best day ever!"
But then, the numbing medication wore off.
I was like, "Ow!"
My tooth was really sore.
I went back to the dentist, and he said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to need another root canal."
I was like, "No!"
But he did it anyway.
This time, it was even more painful.
After the root canal, I went home and went to bed.
I woke up the next morning, and my tooth was still sore.
I went back to the dentist, and he said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to need a third root canal."
I was like, "No! This is never going to end!"
But he did it anyway.
This time, it was even more painful.
After the root canal, I went home and went to bed.
I woke up the next morning, and my tooth was still sore.
I went back to the dentist, and he said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to need a fourth root canal."
I was like, "No! This is never going to end!"
But he did it anyway.
This time, it was even more painful.
After the root canal, I went home and went to bed.
I woke up the next morning, and my tooth was still sore.
I went back to the dentist, and he said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to need a fifth root canal."
I was like, "No! This is never going to end!"
But he did it anyway.
This time, it was even more painful.
After the root canal, I went home and went to bed.
I woke up the next morning, and my tooth was still sore.
I went back to the dentist, and he said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to need a sixth root canal."
I was like, "No! This is never going to end!"
But he did it anyway.
This time, it was even more painful.
After the root canal, I went home and went to bed.
I woke up the next morning, and my tooth was still sore.
I went back to the dentist, and he said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to need a seventh root canal."
I was like, "No! This is never going to end!"
But he did it anyway.
This time, it was even more painful.
After the root canal, I went home and went to bed.
I woke up the next morning, and my tooth was still sore.
I went back to the dentist, and he said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to need an eighth root canal."
I was like, "No! This is never going to end!"
But he did it anyway.
This time, it was even more painful.
After the root canal, I went home and went to bed.
I woke up the next morning, and my tooth was still sore.
I went back to the dentist, and he said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to need a ninth root canal."
I was like, "No! This is never going to end!"
But he did it anyway.
This time, it was even more painful.
After the root canal, I went home and went to bed.
I woke up the next morning, and my tooth was still sore.
I went back to the dentist, and he said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to need a tenth root canal."
I was like, "No! This is never going to end!"
But he did it anyway.
This time, it was even more painful.
After the root canal, I went home and went to bed.
I woke up the next morning, and my tooth was finally better.
I went back to the dentist, and he said, "I'm glad your tooth is feeling better."
I said, "Thank you."
I went home, and I ate a big piece of chocolate cake.
I was like, "This is the best day ever!"