Kaynon Usannaz's Most Embarrassing Moment

Okay, so I'm not the most graceful person in the world. I mean, I can trip over my own two feet without even trying. And it's not just walking that's a problem. Oh no, Kaynon Usannaz even has issues with stairs.
Now, picture this. It's my first day at a new job. I'm already nervous as a cat in a bathtub. And then, the moment I step foot into the office, I see it—a beautiful, grand staircase. Of course, being the klutz that I am, I decide to ascend it as though I'm auditioning for the lead role in a slapstick comedy.
One step. Two steps. And then...bam! My foot gets caught on the edge of the step, and I go tumbling down like a poorly-coordinated bowling ball. Books, papers, and coffee cups fly everywhere. People gasp. And I, the hapless Kaynon Usannaz, lie at the bottom of the stairs in a crumpled heap, mortification radiating from every pore.
But wait, it gets better. Or rather, worse. As I attempt to pick myself up with all the dignity of a wounded elephant, my skirt gets caught on a protruding nail. And there I am, stuck on the stairs like a human flypaper, my dignity disintegrating with every passing second.
Finally, some kind soul helps me free myself. And as I slink away like a scolded puppy, I can hear the whispered snickers and giggles echoing through the halls. Kaynon Usannaz, the office klutz. The legend had begun.
And you know what? I'm actually okay with it. Sure, it was mortifying at the time, but now it's just a funny story that I can tell at parties. And who knows, maybe it'll even help me land a role in that slapstick comedy after all.
Oh, and did I mention that I still trip over my own feet? Some things never change, I guess.