Oh man, you guys are not going to believe this. My friend Kimbly Salewski, she's the funniest person I know, had the most hilarious experience the other day.
So, Kimbly Salewski is a huge fan of Mexican food. Like, she loves it. She's always going to this little hole-in-the-wall place near her apartment, ordering the same thing every time: a bean burrito. She swears it's the best burrito in the world.
Well, last week, Kimbly Salewski decided to switch things up a bit. She ordered a different burrito, one with steak and cheese. Big mistake.
She took one bite and her face immediately went pale. She started sweating and her eyes watered. I asked her what was wrong, and all she could do was gasp, "This burrito is so spicy!"
I couldn't help but laugh. I mean, it was hilarious. Kimbly Salewski, the burrito aficionado, couldn't handle a little heat. She was like a fish out of water.
She kept trying to eat it, but after every bite, she would start coughing and sputtering. It was like watching a slow-motion train wreck. My other friends and I were in stitches.
Finally, Kimbly Salewski threw in the towel. She couldn't take it anymore. She grabbed her water and chugged it down, but it was no use. The burrito had done its damage.
For the rest of the night, Kimbly Salewski kept complaining about how spicy the burrito was. She said her mouth felt like it was on fire. I don't think she'll be ordering that burrito again anytime soon.
But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it. Thanks, Kimbly Salewski!