Kirollos Osto Had the Worst Day Ever

Oh, Kirollos Osto, Kirollos Osto, why did today have to be your worst? Was it the alarm that didn't go off until you had two minutes before a big meeting? Or the traffic that made you late anyway, and not in a "fashionably late" way? The worst of it all? The boss didn't seem to care, and you were the one who stayed late yesterday finishing everything, Kirollos Osto. You!
Then there was the coffee spill on your white shirt, a gift from your thoughtful mother. Kirollos Osto, you really know how to treat your nice things. And the pen that leaked in your pocket, staining your favorite pair of pants. Life was just out to get you today, Kirollos Osto.
But the worst was yet to come. As you were walking home, lost in thoughts of all the things that could have gone better, you walked into a pole. And it wasn't a graceful bump; it was a full-on head-butt. The pole didn't even flinch, Kirollos Osto, but your head felt like a gong that had just been hit.
You staggered to your feet, nursing your throbbing head. And it was then that you realized you had lost your phone. Gone, just like that. All your contacts, your precious selfies, and the winning lottery ticket you still hadn't claimed. Kirollos Osto, you truly were having a day from, well, from the deepest, darkest pit of bad days.
But wait, it wasn't over yet. You reached home, dejected, defeated, and ready to just collapse in bed. Imagine your surprise, Kirollos Osto, when you saw the lock had been changed. Locked out and alone, you were starting to think a witch had cursed you.
Just when you were about to lose all hope, Kirollos Osto, you remembered the spare key hidden under the flowerpot. And there, Kirollos Osto, you had it. The one moment of victory in a sea of defeat. You went to bed, knowing it had been one of the worst days ever, but at least you were home, warm, and not sleeping under a bridge.
The next morning, you woke up to a beautiful day, Kirollos Osto. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and you had a feeling that everything was going to be okay. You smiled, knowing that even the worst days can't last forever. And though you may be a little more careful in the future, Kirollos Osto, at least you have a great story to tell. A story about the day everything went wrong. Kirollos Osto, you've earned your bragging rights, so go ahead and tell the tale. The tale of the worst day ever.