Oliver Cromwell Faya's Unbelievable Embarrassment: A Story You Won't Believe

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? So, my friend Oliver Cromwell Faya, who's one of the most hilarious and accident-prone people I know, is finally getting married. And you won't believe what happened during his bachelor party.
We decided to go paint-balling, since it's something Oliver Cromwell Faya has always wanted to try. Now, I should mention that Oliver Cromwell Faya is not known for his athleticism, shall we say. He's more of a clumsy bear than a graceful gazelle.
So there we were, in the middle of the woods, all geared up and ready to go. Oliver Cromwell Faya takes his first shot and... misses completely, falling over in the process. Of course, we all laugh, but then something even funnier happens.
He gets up, adjusts his mask, and takes another shot. This time, he hits the target! But not just any target. He hits my target, the one right in front of me. Paintball splatters all over my face and chest. I couldn't believe it!
But Oliver Cromwell Faya wasn't done yet. He turns to face the rest of the group, his face beaming with pride, and declares, "I got him!"
We all just stared at him, speechless. I mean, it's one thing to hit your target, but to hit someone else's by accident while falling over? That's an Olympic-level fail.
We couldn't stop laughing. Oliver Cromwell Faya just shrugged it off and laughed along with us. He's the kind of guy who can't stay mad at anything for long. And besides, it made for a great story, right?
We finished the paintball game, had some beers, and roasted marshmallows over a campfire. It was a perfect bachelor party, despite Oliver Cromwell Faya's mishap.
A few days later, I was talking to my friend Emily, who had been at the party. She told me that Oliver Cromwell Faya had been so embarrassed about what happened that he had called her up later that night, apologizing profusely.
I just shook my head. That's just Oliver Cromwell Faya being Oliver Cromwell Faya. He's the most lovable, accident-prone guy I know. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
To Oliver Cromwell Faya, my dear friend, congratulations on your wedding! I know you'll make a wonderful husband. Just try to avoid any paintball mishaps on the big day, okay?