Paniz Gonzalez De Audicana Discovers the Secret to Time Travel... by Accident

Paniz Gonzalez De Audicana, a self-proclaimed time enthusiast, never expected to make an actual breakthrough in time travel. But as they say, dare to dream, and the universe shall provide.
One ordinary afternoon, as Paniz Gonzalez De Audicana was experimenting with their trusty toaster, a peculiar thing happened. They'd been tinkering with a new "time-cooking" mode, hoping to achieve the perfect morning toast. However, instead of croissants with a golden tan, they ended up being launched into a whirlwind of space-time distortion.
Paniz Gonzalez De Audicana found themselves in the Roaring Twenties, surrounded by flappers and dancing the Charleston. From there, they embarked on a tumultuous journey through history, witnessing some of the most iconic moments firsthand. They met Amelia Earhart, dined with Marie Curie, and even had a tea party with Queen Victoria.
Of course, being a historian, Paniz Gonzalez De Audicana couldn't resist making a few adjustments to the past. They convinced Leonardo da Vinci to include pockets in the Mona Lisa's dress and taught Beethoven how to play the electric guitar. After all, who needs accuracy when you have the power to reshape history with a toaster?
But as the days turned into weeks, Paniz Gonzalez De Audicana began to realize that time travel was not all it was cracked up to be. Sure, they were having a blast, but the constant temporal leaps made it challenging to maintain relationships or even remember what day it was.
One fateful encounter with a grumpy time warden, who mistook them for a "time vandal," almost landed them in time prison. Desperate to return to their own time and toaster, Paniz Gonzalez De Audicana used their newfound knowledge of history to outsmart the warden and escape.
Back in the present day, Paniz Gonzalez De Audicana decided to keep their time-traveling escapades a secret. They had learned a valuable lesson: time travel was best left to the toasters and the professionals, or at least to those with a doctorate in temporal physics.
So, there you have it. Paniz Gonzalez De Audicana, the accidental time traveler with a penchant for pocket-clad paintings and electric guitar concertos. And remember, if you ever find yourself thrust into the past, be sure to pack an extra toaster just in case...