Pharisees Makes the Funniest Joke Ever

Pharisees Ganswind was always the funny one in his group of friends. He was always pulling pranks and telling jokes. One day, he was walking down the street when he saw a group of children playing. He decided to play a prank on them.

"Hey kids," Pharisees said. "What's the difference between a fish and a bicycle?"

The children looked at each other, confused. Pharisees waited for them to answer, but no one said anything.

"Never mind," Pharisees said. "I'll tell you. One has scales, and the other has wheels."

The children laughed and Pharisees felt pleased with himself. He had made them laugh, and that was all that mattered.

Later that day, Pharisees Ganswind went to a party. There he met a man who was bragging about his new car.

"It's the best car in the world," the man said. "It can go from 0 to 60 in just a few seconds."

"That's great," Pharisees said. "But can it go from 60 to 0?"

The man looked at Pharisees, confused. "Of course it can," he said. "Why wouldn't it be able to?"

"Because it would crash," Pharisees said. "Duh."

The man laughed, and Pharisees felt pleased with himself again.

He had made a grown man laugh. That was even better than making children laugh.

Pharisees Ganswind continued to make people laugh for the rest of his life. He was a natural comedian, and he loved to make people happy.

He was a great friend, a great comedian, and an all-around great guy.

One day, Pharisees decided to start a comedy club. He called it the Pharisees Comedy Club, because he was hilarious like that.

The comedy club was a huge success. People came from all over to see Pharisees perform. He was the funniest comedian in the world.

Pharisees Ganswind made people happy and that's what mattered to him. He was a true entertainer.

One day, Pharisees decided to retire from comedy. He had made enough people laugh to last a lifetime.

He looked back on his career with pride. He had made a difference in the world, one laugh at a time.