THIS IS YOUR WARNING. THE DEVIL SHALL COME!

I am a puritan. As soon as god allowed me to enter this world I noticed how REVEALING YOUR CLOTHES ARE. What are those things... those things I have absolutely no idea what they're called. They are short... and reveal your chest in a way I cannot explain. The devil will get you.

    WHAT DOES "BRUH" MEAN?! It's probably a word of the devil. Why do gentlemen wear their pants all the way down to their knees? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TOO!?!?!? This is absolutely disappointing. EVERYONE deserves to be punished. EVERYONE. God would not allow this.

   I am a woman of purity. We were not allowed to be outside let alone on the streets of SALEM, protesting for taxes! I almost got killed. You guys are all witches. WHAT DOES "LOL" mean? this is absolutely disturbing. The world has become something nobody in my time would even contemplate.

   WHAT IS THIS?!?! IT'S RED. THE COLOR OF THE DEVIL!

   Is what you people do now appropriate..would jesus do this? HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS. Amen lord.