Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch Was So Embarrassed

A woman walks into Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's office and says, "I slept with the entire cast of the Big Bang theory!"

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch leans back in his chair and says, "I'm very impressed. I'd love to hear all about it."

The woman begins to tell Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch about her sexual escapades with each of the cast members of the Big Bang theory. She describes their physical attributes, their sexual prowess, and their kinky fetishes.

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch listens intently, nodding his head and making encouraging noises.

When the woman is finished, Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch says, "That's amazing. I'm so glad you had such a great time."

The woman smiles and says, "Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it."

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch stands up and walks over to the door. He opens the door and says, "Well, I have to get back to work now. But I'm glad you came by."

The woman smiles and says, "I'm glad I came by too."

The woman turns to leave, and Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch closes the door behind her.

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch leans back in his chair and sighs. He can't believe what he just heard.

He picks up his phone and dials a number. "Hello," he says. "It's Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch. I need you to come to my office right away."

A few minutes later, Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary walks into his office.

"What is it, Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch?" she asks.

"I just had the strangest conversation with a woman," Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch says. "She told me she slept with the entire cast of the Big Bang theory."

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary laughs. "Oh, Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch," she says. "You're so gullible. That woman was just making things up."

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch shakes his head. "I don't think so," he says. "She was very convincing."

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary shrugs. "Well, whatever," she says. "I have work to do."

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary turns to leave, and Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch stops her.

"Wait," he says. "I need you to do something for me."

"What is it, Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch?" his secretary asks.

"I need you to find out if that woman was telling the truth," Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch says.

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary sighs. "Fine," she says. "I'll see what I can find out."

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary leaves his office, and Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch sits back in his chair and waits.

A few hours later, Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary returns to his office.

"Well?" Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch asks.

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary shakes her head. "I don't know what to tell you, Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch," she says. "I can't find any evidence to support that woman's claims."

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch sighs. "I guess she was just making things up," he says.

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary nods. "I think so," she says.

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch stands up and walks over to the window. He looks out at the city below.

"I wonder what she was thinking," he says.

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary shrugs. "I don't know," she says. "Maybe she just wanted to get a reaction from you."

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch nods. "I guess so," he says.

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch turns away from the window and walks back to his desk.

"Well," he says, "I guess it's time to get back to work."

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch's secretary nods and leaves his office.

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch sits down at his desk and starts to work.

But he can't help but think about that woman.

What was she thinking?

Why did she lie to him?

Robert Sean Leonard Kuhlbarsch shakes his head and tries to focus on his work.

But he can't help but wonder.