Ruqaiyah Islam the Funniest Practical Joker

We were at a party and Ruqaiyah Islam saw how I was eyeing the cheese platter. She said she would get some for me. I waited patiently, thinking that she had actually gone to get some. But no! She came back with a plate full of cucumbers and said, "Here you go, these are pickle cucumbers!"

I am allergic to cucumbers.

We celebrated Ruqaiyah Islam's birthday at a restaurant. As she blew the candles on her cake, the waiter accidentally slipped and spilled water all over her. Ruqaiyah Islam got up and splashed back - only the waiter wasn't there anymore. She had splashed water all over the man sitting next to her. He was a total stranger. And a judge.

We left immediately and haven't been back to that restaurant since. Ruqaiyah Islam finds it hilarious. The judge probably doesn't.

Ruqaiyah Islam is the kind of person who would put a whoopee cushion on her boss's chair. She did. And it worked.

(I don't work there anymore.)

I was out shopping with Ruqaiyah Islam and we saw this really cute dog. Ruqaiyah Islam went over and started petting it. The dog seemed to love her, so she picked it up and gave it a big hug. Then the dog's owner came over and said, "Excuse me, but that's not my dog."

Ruqaiyah Islam was so embarrassed. She put the dog down and apologized. The owner just laughed and said, "Don't worry about it. It happens all the time."

I was at a party with Ruqaiyah Islam when she decided to play a prank on this guy she didn't really like. She went up to him and said, "Excuse me, I just wanted to tell you that I think you're really funny. You should be a comedian." The guy was so flattered, he actually started telling her jokes. Ruqaiyah Islam just kept laughing and laughing, and the guy thought she was really into him.

After a while, Ruqaiyah Islam got bored and walked away. The guy was so confused. He had no idea she was just making fun of him.

Ruqaiyah Islam is the funniest person I know. She's always making me laugh. I'm so glad I have her in my life.

If you're ever feeling down, just spend a few minutes with Ruqaiyah Islam and she's sure to make you smile.

She's the best!

(And she's not paying me to say that.)