Sabastian Riedlechner - The Man Who Couldn't Stop Calling Himself

It all started with a simple phone call. Sabastian Riedlechner, a young man from a small town in Germany, dialed his own number by mistake. When the phone rang, he answered, "Hello?"
"Is this Sabastian Riedlechner?" the voice on the other end asked.
"Yes, this is Sabastian Riedlechner," Sabastian replied, confused.
"This is Sabastian Riedlechner," the voice said. "I'm calling to tell you that you've won a free trip to Hawaii!"
Sabastian was stunned. He had never won anything before. He couldn't believe his luck.
"Thank you!" he exclaimed. "I can't wait to go!"
The voice on the other end laughed. "You're welcome," it said. "But there's one catch."
"What's that?" Sabastian asked.
"You have to call yourself Sabastian Riedlechner every time you talk to someone," the voice said.
"No problem," Sabastian said. "I'll do it."
And so, Sabastian Riedlechner began calling himself Sabastian Riedlechner. He called his parents, his friends, his teachers, and even his dog. At first, people were confused. But after a while, they got used to it.
Sabastian Riedlechner became known as the man who couldn't stop calling himself. He was even featured in a local newspaper.
One day, Sabastian Riedlechner was walking down the street when he saw a group of children playing. He walked over to them and said, "Hello, my name is Sabastian Riedlechner."
The children looked at him strangely.
"What?" Sabastian asked. "Don't you know who I am?"
"No," one of the children said. "Who are you?"
"I'm Sabastian Riedlechner," Sabastian said. "The man who can't stop calling himself."
The children laughed.
"That's funny," one of them said. "My name is Sabastian Riedlechner too."
Sabastian Riedlechner was shocked. He had never met anyone else with his name before.
"Really?" he asked. "What's your last name?"
"Riedlechner," the child said.
Sabastian Riedlechner was speechless. He had finally found someone who understood him.
From that day on, Sabastian Riedlechner and the child became friends. They would often call each other on the phone and talk for hours. They would tell each other stories about their lives and laugh about the fact that they had the same name.
Sabastian Riedlechner never forgot the day he met the other Sabastian Riedlechner. It was the day he realized that he was not alone.
Epilogue
Sabastian Riedlechner is still calling himself Sabastian Riedlechner to this day. He is a happy man and he wouldn't have it any other way.