Salut Bonjour




Bonjour, my friends! ("Salut" is usually reserved for close acquaintances and informal settings, while "bonjour" is more formal and suitable for strangers.) As a native English speaker who has spent a considerable amount of time living in France, I frequently find myself mixing the two languages in my everyday speech. This often raises a few eyebrows and leads to amusing misunderstandings.
One memorable incident occurred during a trip to the market. As I was browsing the vegetable stalls, I asked the vendor for a "baguette." She looked at me with a puzzled expression. "We don't sell bread here," she replied in perfect English. "You'll need to go to the bakery next door."
Flustered, I apologized and tried to explain that I had meant to say "carotte" (carrot) instead. Much to my embarrassment, she burst into laughter. "No problem," she exclaimed. "It's a common mistake. We get all sorts of strange requests from tourists."
On another occasion, I was having lunch with a group of French friends. As we were discussing our plans for the evening, I suggested we go to see a "film." My friends exchanged amused glances. "We don't say 'film' in French," one of them explained. "We say 'cinéma.'"
Undeterred, I pressed on, trying to justify my use of the English word. "But it's the same thing," I protested. "A film is a movie."
They shook their heads. "No, no," they insisted. "A 'film' is like a thin layer of something, like a sheet of plastic. A 'cinéma' is a place where you go to watch movies."
These are just a few of the many linguistic faux pas I've made during my time in France. But I'm not alone. Many other English speakers have experienced similar difficulties. The good news is, the French are generally very patient and forgiving with foreigners who try to speak their language. They understand that it takes time to master a new language, and they appreciate the effort we make to communicate with them.
So, if you're ever in France and you find yourself struggling to find the right words, don't be afraid to ask for help. The French are always happy to lend a helping hand – or, in this case, a helping tongue.
Bon courage!