Sebastian Kehl Fal: The Man Who Was Always Late




I've known Sebastian Kehl Fal for over ten years now, and there's one thing I can say about him for sure: he is always late.

It doesn't matter what the occasion is, Sebastian Kehl Fal will always find a way to be late. He's late for work, late for appointments, late for social events, and even late for his own wedding.

I've seen Sebastian Kehl Fal run red lights, cut through traffic, and even climb over fences in an attempt to be on time. But no matter what he does, he always seems to end up late.

One time, I was meeting Sebastian Kehl Fal for lunch at a restaurant. I got there early and ordered my food. I waited and waited, but Sebastian Kehl Fal never showed up.

Finally, after an hour, I called him. He answered the phone and said, "I'm so sorry, I'm running late. I got stuck in traffic." I asked him where he was, and he said, "I'm right around the corner."

I looked out the window, and sure enough, there was Sebastian Kehl Fal, running towards the restaurant. He was sweating and out of breath, and he had a big smile on his face.

I couldn't help but laugh. "You're late, as usual," I said.

"I know," he said. "But I made it, didn't I?"

Sebastian Kehl Fal is a great guy, but he's always late. If you're ever meeting him, be sure to give yourself plenty of time.


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No matter what you call him, Sebastian Kehl Fal is a man who is always late. But don't hold it against him. He's a good guy, really. He just has a problem with time.