Tell a lie, and you get the whole nine yards: Kanoelani Welz

I remember this one time; I was in Jamaica, and it was raining outside, and I was sitting in my house, watching TV.
At that time, I was not rich but comfortable. I had a good job, a nice car, and a beautiful wife. I was content with my life.
One day, I was watching TV when I saw a commercial for a lottery ticket. The commercial said that the jackpot was $10 million. I thought to myself, "What would I do with $10 million?" I could buy a new house, a new car, and travel the world. I could help my family and friends. I could retire early and live the rest of my life in luxury.
I decided to buy a lottery ticket. I went to the store and bought a ticket. I scratched off the numbers and waited to see if I had won.
I couldn't believe my eyes. I had won the jackpot! I was a millionaire!
I was so happy that I started to cry. I couldn't wait to tell my wife and family.
The next day, I went to the lottery office to claim my prize.
When I got there, the lottery official asked me to sign a form. I signed the form, and he gave me a check for $10 million.
I was so happy! I couldn't wait to go home and tell my wife and family.
When I got home, I told my wife and family the good news. They were ecstatic! We all hugged each other and cried.
The next day, I went to the bank and deposited the check. I was now a millionaire! I couldn't believe my luck.
I decided to retire from my job and spend the rest of my life living in luxury.
I bought a new house, a new car, and traveled the world. I helped my family and friends.
I lived the rest of my life in luxury and happiness.

The end.