Wake up in the morning feeling like a Jew
Grab my torah I’m out the door I’m going to worship god
It all started back in Israel look on the map
I always wear a kippah and not a cap
I’m talking 4,000 years ago (go)
At least that’s what I know (know)
The messiah never showed (showed)
I believe in afterlife (life)
You can even ask my wife (wife)
Monotheism is having one god (god)
It says on my iPod
Guess what? Christianity was founded in Israel.
There are 3 major people; Jesus, God, and 12 disciples.
Guess what? Christianity was roughly 2,000 years ago.
Guess what? Sin and evil actually do exist.
If you think you feel some you better call the priest.
Guess what? Their holy book is the Holy Bible.
Buddhism is the oldest religion and started many years ago
Around 2,500 and there are many more to come
Guatama is the Buddha and Dalai Lama the monk
If you think this song is lame, just wait for the funk
They believe in reincarnation
And also some compassion
Love and sympathetic joy also
Buddhism is major in China
Japan, India, and Tibet
But it all came together in India
Guess what? Islam started in about 600 A.D
Their prophet is Muhammad and you better believe me
Allah is their god and a follower is called Muslim
Guess what? Muslims pray believe it or not 5 times a day
Islam started in Mecca which is Saudi Arabia present day
The holy book that they follow is called the Koran
Hinduism is, in 2/3 of, India and also a lot in Africa
It’s one of the oldest religions and also believes in karma
Brahman is the, absolute. And they dream to one day join with him
They believe, in many gods, and also believe in reincarnation.
Now I just listed 5 religions you should know them all
Guess what? Now we’re almost finished, this song is almost done
You now know the religions and I hope you follow 1
Guess what? This song’s ending and I hope you thought it was fun
Those are the 5 major religions and I hope I helped you know
Join me next time in my show with something else educational
Word -- to your mother.