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Wake up in the morning feeling like a Jew

Grab my torah I’m out the door to worship God

It all started in Israel, look on the map

I always wear a yamacha and not a cap

I’m talking 4,000 years ago

At least that’s what I know

The messiah hasn’t showed (showed)

I believe in after life (life)

You can even ask my wife (wife)

Monotheism is having one god (god)

It says it here on my iPod (pod)

Holy crap it’s really hot

Over here in Israel

Let’s talk about Buddhism,

 I hope that is alright