Travail Reymond: The Man Who Mistook His Pants for a Vacuum Cleaner

Travail Reymond was a man of many talents. He could fix a car, build a house, and even cook a delicious meal. But there was one thing that Travail Reymond could not do: tell the difference between his pants and a vacuum cleaner.

It all started one day when Travail Reymond was cleaning his house. He had just finished vacuuming the living room when he noticed that his pants were covered in dirt. "My goodness, I must have gotten some dirt on my pants when I was vacuuming," he thought. So he picked up his pants and started to vacuum them.

Travail Reymond vacuumed his pants for a long time. He vacuumed the front, the back, the sides, and even the inside. But no matter how much he vacuumed, the dirt would not come off. "This is strange," he thought. "I've never had to vacuum my pants before."

Finally, after vacuuming his pants for over an hour, Travail Reymond gave up. He decided to just put on a new pair of pants and forget about the dirty ones.

But the next day, the same thing happened. Travail Reymond was vacuuming his house when he noticed that his new pants were covered in dirt. "This is ridiculous!" he thought. "I'm going to have to figure out what's going on."

So Travail Reymond sat down and thought about what could be causing his pants to get dirty. He realized that the only thing that had changed was that he had started vacuuming his pants. "Could it be that my vacuum cleaner is making my pants dirty?" he wondered.

To test his theory, Travail Reymond decided to vacuum a pair of his old pants. He vacuumed them for a few minutes and then checked to see if they were dirty. To his surprise, the pants were clean!

"Aha!" said Travail Reymond. "I knew it! My vacuum cleaner is making my pants dirty!"

Travail Reymond was so relieved that he had figured out the problem. He went to the store and bought a new vacuum cleaner. He has never had a problem with his pants getting dirty since.

The moral of the story? Never use a vacuum cleaner to clean your pants!