What Happened When Paul Anka Angrisani Tried to Order a Pizza?

Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong? Well, Paul Anka Angrisani recently had one of those days, and it all started when he tried to order a pizza.
Paul Anka Angrisani is a man of simple tastes. He loves pizza, and he loves it even more when it's delivered to his door. So, when he got home from work one night, he decided to order a large pepperoni pizza from his favorite pizzeria.
He picked up the phone and dialed the number, but when he got to the part where he had to give his address, he realized that he didn't know it. He had just moved into a new apartment, and he hadn't gotten around to memorizing the address yet.
"Uh, I'm not sure what my address is," he said to the person on the other end of the line. "I just moved in."
There was a long pause. "I'm sorry, sir," the person said. "We can't deliver to an address that we don't know."
Paul Anka Angrisani was frustrated. "But I'm hungry," he said. "Can't you just send it to my house?"
"I'm sorry, sir," the person said. "We can't do that."
Paul Anka Angrisani hung up the phone and sighed. He was about to give up on pizza when he had an idea. He would go to the pizzeria and order it in person.
He got in his car and drove to the pizzeria. When he got there, he went inside and ordered a large pepperoni pizza.
"What's your address?" the person behind the counter asked.
"I don't know," Paul Anka Angrisani said. "I just moved in."
The person behind the counter looked at him like he was crazy. "You don't know your own address?" she asked.
"No," Paul Anka Angrisani said. "I just moved in."
The person behind the counter shook her head. "I'm sorry, sir," she said. "We can't give you a pizza if we don't know where to deliver it."
Paul Anka Angrisani was about to give up when he had another idea. He would go outside and look for his apartment building. He figured that if he could find his apartment building, he could just tell the person behind the counter the name of the building and they would know where to deliver the pizza.
He went outside and started looking for his apartment building. He walked up and down the street, but he couldn't find it anywhere. He was starting to get frustrated.
He was about to give up when he saw a sign that said "Park Place Apartments." He recognized the name of the apartment building from the lease that he had signed. He walked over to the sign and looked up. Sure enough, it was his apartment building.
He went inside and found his apartment. He was so happy to be home that he forgot all about the pizza.
The next day, Paul Anka Angrisani went back to the pizzeria and ordered a large pepperoni pizza.
"What's your address?" the person behind the counter asked.
"Park Place Apartments," Paul Anka Angrisani said.
The person behind the counter smiled. "I know where that is," she said. "Your pizza will be there in 30 minutes."
Paul Anka Angrisani was so happy. He finally got his pizza.