Why Sumpter Rubin De Celis Will Never Quite Be the Same

Sumpter Rubin De Celis was a man of many talents. He could juggle, play the kazoo, and recite the entire alphabet backward. But his most remarkable talent was his ability to make people laugh.

Sumpter Rubin De Celis was the funniest person I knew. He had a way of seeing the humor in every situation, and he could always make me smile, no matter how down I was feeling.

One time, Sumpter Rubin De Celis was walking down the street when he saw a group of children playing. He stopped to watch them, and soon he was laughing so hard that he fell to the ground.

The children looked at him in amazement. "What's so funny?" they asked.

"I was just thinking," Sumpter Rubin De Celis said, "if I had a nickel for every time I've fallen down, I'd be a millionaire."

The children laughed, and soon they were all laughing together. Sumpter Rubin De Celis had made their day.

Another time, Sumpter Rubin De Celis was at a party when he saw a woman who was wearing a very strange hat.

"Excuse me," he said to her, "but is that your hat?"

"Yes," the woman said. "Why?"

"Because it looks like it's about to take off," Sumpter Rubin De Celis said.

The woman laughed, and soon everyone at the party was laughing. Sumpter Rubin De Celis had made their night.

Sumpter Rubin De Celis was a true gift to the world. He made everyone he met smile, and he will be dearly missed.

I will never forget the day I met Sumpter Rubin De Celis. He was a kind, funny, and generous man. He made me laugh until my sides hurt, and he taught me the true meaning of friendship.

Sumpter Rubin De Celis, you will be forever in my heart.