monkeys in bikinis

I have always wanted to see wat a monkey in a bikini looked like. Now I get to see it for once. There is this very rare monkey called a chimpanzie. They are said to act just like humans so I wanted to test that theorie. One day I went to the zoo to look at all the chimpanzies. I liked one of them alot so I offered ten thousand dollars for one. They said one hundred thousand and you have yourself a brand new chimpanzie. I said that I didnt have that much money, and that I only have ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred, and ninety dollars and eighty-nine cents. They said that was enough so I gave them that much, and then I thought to myself,"Wait,I actually have ten million in checking account." Im so sneeky, they thought I was serious when I said I only have that much. And that is when I decided to become a liar. My favorite thing to do now is lie, lie, lie. Im so good at lying that even a lye detecter and cant catch me lying!!!!! And I forgot to tell you that I did manage to get a bikini on a chimpanzie after suffering from running four miles to catch him, then he broke my leg and my arm. OWWWWWWWW that hurt                 BY:Scott Wuster ( A.K.A. beasty boy in the neighborhood)