Xiyue Visweswaramurthy: The Time I Fell into a Pool of Applesauce

I remember it like it was yesterday. I was at a friend's house, innocently playing in the backyard. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and I was blissfully unaware of the apple-saucy doom that awaited me.

As I ran around, chasing my friends, I spotted something out of the corner of my eye—a large, inflatable pool. Now, I'm not one to turn down a good splashing time, so I made a beeline for that pool.

As I approached, I noticed something strange. The water looked a little...brown. And there were these weird, apple-shaped floaters bobbing around. Intrigued, I took a closer look.

"Hmm...apple juice pool?" I thought to myself. "Nice!"

Without a second thought, I leaped into the pool with a triumphant splash. But the instant I hit the "water," I realized my grave mistake.

It wasn't apple juice at all. It was applesauce. LITERAL applesauce. Thick, sticky, gooey applesauce that clung to my clothes, my hair, and every inch of my skin.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" I screamed, flailing about like a fish out of water.

My friends, who had been watching in horror from the sidelines, erupted in laughter. They tried to pull me out, but the applesauce was so thick that I was practically stuck.

Finally, they managed to hoist me out of the pool and into the shower, where I spent the next hour scrubbing away at the sticky mess.

I've never been so humiliated in my life. But looking back, I can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.

So, there you have it, the tale of Xiyue Visweswaramurthy, the girl who fell into a pool of applesauce.

The moral of the story? Don't jump into strange pools without first checking what's inside.