Yisrael Siegsmund: The Man Who Thought He Was a Chicken

Once upon a time, there was a man named Yisrael Siegsmund who thought he was a chicken. He would wake up in the morning and cluck like a chicken. He would scratch at the ground like a chicken. And he would even lay eggs like a chicken.
Yisrael's family and friends were very worried about him. They tried to convince him that he was not a chicken, but Yisrael would not listen. He was convinced that he was a chicken.
One day, Yisrael's family and friends decided to take him to a doctor. The doctor examined Yisrael and told him that he was not a chicken. But Yisrael did not believe the doctor. He was still convinced that he was a chicken.
The doctor then decided to perform a test on Yisrael. He put Yisrael in a cage with a group of chickens. The chickens immediately attacked Yisrael and started pecking at him. Yisrael was so scared that he started to cry.
The doctor then said to Yisrael, "See, you're not a chicken. Chickens don't cry."
Yisrael finally realized that he was not a chicken. He was so happy that he started to dance around the room.
Yisrael's family and friends were so relieved that he had finally come to his senses. They all hugged him and told him how much they loved him.
Yisrael is now a happy and healthy man. He no longer thinks he is a chicken. But he still loves to visit the chickens at the farm.

The End