Yoichi Hallier: The Most Forgetful Man in the World




There once was a man named Yoichi Hallier. He was the most forgetful man in the world.

One day, Yoichi Hallier went to the store to buy a loaf of bread. He got to the store and realized he had forgotten his wallet.

"Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my wallet." So he went home to get his wallet.

When he got home, he realized he had forgotten his keys. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my keys." So he went back to the store to get his keys.

When he got to the store, he realized he had forgotten his list. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my list." So he went home to get his list.

When he got home, he realized he had forgotten his car. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my car." So he went back to the store to get his car.

When he got to the store, he realized he had forgotten his pants. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my pants." So he went home to get his pants.

When he got home, he realized he had forgotten his shirt. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my shirt." So he went back to the store to get his shirt.

When he got to the store, he realized he had forgotten his shoes. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my shoes." So he went home to get his shoes.

When he got home, he realized he had forgotten his socks. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my socks." So he went back to the store to get his socks.

When he got to the store, he realized he had forgotten his hat. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my hat." So he went home to get his hat.

When he got home, he realized he had forgotten his coat. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my coat." So he went back to the store to get his coat.

When he got to the store, he realized he had forgotten his underwear. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my underwear." So he went home to get his underwear.

When he got home, he realized he had forgotten his pants. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my pants." So he went back to the store to get his pants.

When he got to the store, he realized he had forgotten his shirt. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my shirt." So he went home to get his shirt.

When he got home, he realized he had forgotten his shoes. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my shoes." So he went back to the store to get his shoes.

When he got to the store, he realized he had forgotten his socks. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my socks." So he went home to get his socks.

When he got home, he realized he had forgotten his hat. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my hat." So he went back to the store to get his hat.

When he got to the store, he realized he had forgotten his coat. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my coat." So he went home to get his coat.

When he got home, he realized he had forgotten his underwear. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my underwear." So he went back to the store to get his underwear.

When he got to the store, he realized he had forgotten his pants. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my pants." So he went home to get his pants.

When he got home, he realized he had forgotten his shirt. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my shirt." So he went back to the store to get his shirt.

When he got to the store, he realized he had forgotten his car. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot my car." So he went home to get his car.

Yoichi Hillier spend one whole day to get one loaf of bread.

The moral of the story is: don't be like Yoichi Hallier. Remember to bring your wallet, keys, list, car, pants, shirt, shoes, socks, hat, coat, underwear, and car with you when you go to the store.

Or else you'll end up like Yoichi Hallier, the most forgetful man in the world.