You Want to See Some Toe-Curlingly Awful Football? The Nations League Is Back!




The Nations League is back, folks! If you're a fan of watching some of the most unwatchable football on the planet, then you're in for a treat.

But first, what is the Nations League? Well, it's a tournament that was created by UEFA in 2018 and which is played by all 55 of its member associations. All teams are assigned to one of four divisions (A, B, C and D) based on their performance the previous year. The competition is divided into two phases: the group stage and the knockout phase. The knockout phase or finals involves 4 teams from League A and is held every two years

So now that you know a little bit about the Nations League, let's talk about why it's such a dumpster fire.

  • The games are meaningless.
  • There's no prize money, no trophies, and no bragging rights. The only thing that's on the line is a place in the knockout phase, which is a meaningless consolation prize.

  • The teams are not taking it seriously.
  • Many teams use the Nations League as an opportunity to experiment with new players and tactics. This means that the games are often disjointed and boring.

  • The atmosphere is terrible.
  • The stadiums are often empty, and the fans who do show up are not interested in the game. This makes for a very dull and lifeless atmosphere.

    If you're looking for some exciting and entertaining football, then the Nations League is not for you. But if you're a fan of watching some of the most unwatchable football on the planet, then this competition is right up your alley.

    So sit back, relax, and enjoy the Nations League! Or don't, I don't really care.