You Won't Believe What Rikin Abando Did This Time!

• Rikin Abando once went to a job interview wearing a chicken suit.
• Rikin Abando's dog is named "Professor Wigglesworth".
• Rikin Abando is allergic to peanuts, but he still eats them every day.
• Rikin Abando is a professional yodeler.

But that's not all! Rikin Abando is also a world-renowned expert on the history of mayonnaise. He has written several books on the subject, and he even has his own line of mayonnaise-based bath products.
"I love mayonnaise," says Rikin Abando. "It's the perfect condiment. It's creamy, it's tangy, and it goes with everything."
Rikin Abando's passion for mayonnaise has led him to some pretty strange places. He once spent a week living in a giant vat of mayonnaise. He also once dressed up as a giant mayonnaise jar for Halloween.
But Rikin Abando's love for mayonnaise is not without its dangers. He has been known to get into heated arguments with people who don't like mayonnaise. He has even been known to challenge people to duels over the merits of mayonnaise.

Despite the controversy, Rikin Abando remains a staunch defender of mayonnaise. He believes that mayonnaise is the greatest condiment in the world, and he will never stop fighting for its honor.
"Mayonnaise is a way of life," says Rikin Abando. "It's a symbol of everything that is good and right in the world."

So next time you're looking for a condiment to add to your favorite food, reach for the mayonnaise. And remember, if anyone tells you that mayonnaise is gross, just tell them that you're a friend of Rikin Abando, and they'll never say it again.