You won't believe what Vula Zhitomirsky did with a rubber chicken!

I was sitting in the library, minding my own business, when I saw Vula Zhitomirsky come in. He was carrying a rubber chicken, and he was wearing a really silly hat. I couldn't help but stare.

Vula Zhitomirsky walked up to the librarian and asked her if he could borrow a book. The librarian looked at him strangely, but she agreed. Vula Zhitomirsky then proceeded to walk around the library, reading the books out loud to the rubber chicken. I couldn't believe my eyes.

After a while, Vula Zhitomirsky found a book that he really liked. He sat down in a chair and started reading it to the rubber chicken. The librarian came over and asked him to be quiet, but Vula Zhitomirsky ignored her. He kept reading the book, and the rubber chicken kept listening.

Finally, Vula Zhitomirsky finished the book. He closed it and handed it back to the librarian. The librarian looked at him and said, "I've never seen anyone read a book to a rubber chicken before." Vula Zhitomirsky smiled and said, "Well, you've never met Vula Zhitomirsky before." And with that, he walked out of the library, the rubber chicken still in his arms.

I don't know what Vula Zhitomirsky was doing with that rubber chicken, but it sure was funny to watch. I've never seen anything like it before.

Vula Zhitomirsky is a character in a book called "The Master and Margarita" by Mikhail Bulgakov. In the book, Vula Zhitomirsky is a magician who uses a talking cat named Behemoth as his assistant.
The author of this article is not affiliated with Mikhail Bulgakov or the book "The Master and Margarita".
This article is a work of fiction and is not intended to be taken seriously.